{"id":222,"date":"2008-04-09T13:51:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T19:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/?p=222"},"modified":"2008-04-09T13:51:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T19:51:24","slug":"customer-shipment-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/2008\/04\/customer-shipment-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Customer Shipment of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What great packaging! You used the plastic endcaps that we spend a fortune on! Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, what&#8217;s that? You needed a bag for the drive? And so you used the one from your prescription for lubricating jelly for your bowels? Great! Thanks!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-223\" title=\"bowel-prep\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bowel-prep.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bowel-prep.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/bowel-prep-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But, seriously folks: please, please don&#8217;t send us such packaging. It&#8217;s kinda gross, really.<\/p>\n<p>If you call today and you&#8217;re on hold, that&#8217;s because we&#8217;re busy disinfecting the office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What great packaging! You used the plastic endcaps that we spend a fortune on! Thanks! Oh, what&#8217;s that? You needed a bag for the drive? And so you used the one from your prescription for lubricating jelly for your bowels? Great! Thanks! But, seriously folks: please, please don&#8217;t send us such packaging. It&#8217;s kinda gross, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wkblog.com\/tivo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}